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QUESTION:
Marilyn Manson is cut! There’s
not a speck of fat on his body. Is there any relationship
between satanic worship and bodyfat percentage?
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ANSWER:
OK, I knew sooner or later something
like this would happen. Hey, I’ll just assume that you’re
serious and answer the question.
I have three theories regarding Manson’s
ripped (although puny) physique:
1) People from warmer continents are
statistically leaner than those from colder climates, i.e. Africans
tend to be leaner than Northern Europeans. Marilyn Manson is from
hell which is rumored to be at least 3000 degrees warmer than the
equator...talk about thermogenic!
2) Manson has massive amounts of self-inflicted
scarification which, under proper lighting, can appear to be striations.
3) I may be off base in saying this,
but Manson appears to be no stranger to recreational pharmacology.
Maybe he’s found the next cutting-edge fat burning drug.
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